The Early Bird Gets…Trash

Today, an epic airplane building competition started in my house. We have a 2000 square foot house, but my kids wanted to only test them in the room I was in and near my head. I secretly think they were aiming them at me. I told them to please test their planes in any room, … Continue reading The Early Bird Gets…Trash

Today I Was Chosen To Be The Human Sacrifice. Surviving the Grocery Store During Quarantine

I stared at the bare shelves in the pantry looking for something, anything to cook for dinner. I frantically opened the fridge only to find that all of the produce had gone bad. The produce had lost its will to survive. Google had come up empty in my search for a recipe consisting of a … Continue reading Today I Was Chosen To Be The Human Sacrifice. Surviving the Grocery Store During Quarantine

Dad… Not Just The Other Adult Home

I understand that children show love for their parents in different ways. For instance, my children show their love for me in the form of asking me 20 questions and hovering. They show their love for their dad by letting him sleep and allowing him to use the bathroom in peace. However, today is a … Continue reading Dad… Not Just The Other Adult Home