One Is The Loneliest Number

I know we are all wondering this so I am just going to ask. How long is that flip flop going to reside at the Maplewood/Beglis intersection?

It has been there for at least 2 solid months. It is practically a landmark one can reference in giving directions at this point. “If you get to the Belgis flip flop, you have gone too far.”

I just have so many questions:

  • How is it still there?
  • How has it not floated away with all the rain we have gotten?
  • How is it in impeccable shape considering the traffic flow of that intersection?
  • Is it a Dollar General flip flop or is it a name brand one?
  • Does the owner miss his flip flop or is he missing a foot and is perfectly content with his one flip flop?
  • What is the back story of this flip flop?
  • How did it get there?

I would move the flip flop but then I would be depriving this city and the intersection of this glorious flip flop.

2 thoughts on “One Is The Loneliest Number”

  1. So many questions…what’s the rest of said flip flop user’s life like?
    Seriously…Love this. Looking forward to reading more!

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